Seeing an elderly lady sitting on her front step, I said to her, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret?"
She replied, "I smoke ten cigars a day. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every day, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing!" I said, "How old are you?'
'Twenty-four." she replied.
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